I saw the headline in my daily news gathering “After ‘no hell’ report, Pope gives the devil his due“.
That sparked to mind Charlie Daniels song “The Devil went down to Georgia”. Now, Me, being Me……, well I just could not resist and the Bad Jon has manifested for this humorous TRUTH about his holiness!
The article is really of no importance, since there is no difference between Catholicism and Satanism. I offer a few excerpts here to set the stage for The Devil in the Vatican. Enjoy!
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – Pope Francis has put Satan in his place, (No he has NOT!) citing the devil repeatedly in a document published on Monday following a Vatican rebuke last month of a journalist who quoted him as saying hell does not exist.
In the document known as an Apostolic Exhortation called “Gaudete et Exsultate,” (Rejoice and Be Glad), the pope also bewails the amount of defamation and slander spread online by some Roman Catholic bloggers and Twitter users.
Satan gets more than a dozen mentions in the document as Francis talks about how life can be “a constant struggle against the devil, the prince of evil”.
He continues in the same section: “Hence, we should not think of the devil as a myth, a representation, a symbol, a figure of speech or an idea. This mistake would lead us to let down our guard, to grow careless and end up more vulnerable.”
Francis refers to the “wiles of the devil”, “the spirit of the devil”, “keeping the devil at bay”, how to “banish the devil”, and “snares and temptations of the devil”. Source: Yahoo News
The Devil’s in the Vatican.
If you don’t know the original song listen here.
Now play it again and sing along with the modified words!
The devil’s in the Vatican, He’s lookin’ for the Pope to Seal
He was in a bind ‘Cause he was way behind and he was willin’ to make a deal
When he came upon this Jesuit, lying like him and spewing it hot
So the devil jumped up on Mary’s altar and said, Frances, let me tell you what
I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a Socialist too
And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you
Now you’re a pretty good Socialist boy, but give the devil his due
I’ll bet this idol of gold against your soul ‘Cause I think I’m better than you”
The Pope said, my name’s Frances and it sure is a sin
But I’ll take your bet and you’re gonna regret
‘Cause I’m the best Socialist there’s ever been
Frances, sharpen your profess’n skills and spew your doctrine hard
‘Cause the saints are a cuss’n , and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny Idol made of gold
and if you lose, the devil keeps your soul
The devil opened up that lyin’ mouth and said, I’ll start this show
And fire flew from his nostrils as he tuned up them cords
Then he belched some Socialist propaganda and he made an evil hiss
then his bands of demons joined in and it sounded something like this…
When the devil finished Frances said, well, you’re pretty good, old son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it’s done”
He sang Fire on the seven hills, run Catholics, run
The devil’s in the House of the Vatican
Bishops in the Bascilica, hittin’ on Homos
Cardinals can you find us a few Pedos?
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid that Idol on the ground at Frances’ feet
Frances said, Devil come on in a stay awhile, I know you’ll want to try again,
’cause you know me my lord, I’m the best damned Socialist there’s ever been!
He sang Fire on the seven hills, run Catholics, run
The devil’s in the House of the Vatican
Bishops in the Bascilica, hittin’ on Homos
Cardinals can you find us a few Pedos?
If you go to the store to buy Meat, don't run to the Milk section or the Junk Food aisle looking for it!!
The Meat Section is the True Gospel of Jesus Christ.
The Milk Section is likened to those who will not preach on sin and Hell, just a feel good message, the Social gospel.
The Junk Food Isle is the outright false doctrine AKA the prosperity gospel, name it and claim it, the Hebraic Roots movement and other false teachings!!
Feasting on just Milk and Junk will eventually cause you great harm, you can count on it!!
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